Smoker's Airlines: The airline that's like an ashtray in the sky! This is a great parody. (And of course not meant to be offensive to people who do smoke.)
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Good one! Reminds me of the Saturday Night Live bit about the airline with the tobacco chewers section and passengers were spitting tobacco juice all over the place.