big baby

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big baby

Postby stormy » Sun Feb 29, 2004 1:38 pm

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders drinks for
everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Canadian baby boy weighing 25  pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Canuck just shrugs, "That's about average up North, folks...like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were  heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Canadian baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you....... so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and concerned.
"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had
him circumcised".
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Re: big baby

Postby ChuckMajik » Sun Feb 29, 2004 1:47 pm

Honestly, one of the best jokes I've ever heard/read.
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Re: big baby

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:05 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: big baby

Postby terbert » Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:21 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Like it......Like it       ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: big baby

Postby Jared » Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:27 pm

:'( ::) been posted before...
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Re: big baby

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:34 pm

ROFL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: big baby

Postby stormy » Sun Feb 29, 2004 11:59 pm

:'( ::) been posted before...

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Re: big baby

Postby Cvrt7.62Ghst » Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:37 am

Ahh, so those were all Canuck's in the South Park "Chimpokemon" episode.  Real Americans wouldn't fall for that..........  ;D
:'( ::) been posted before...

Chill, some of us hadn't heard it. ;)
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Re: big baby

Postby Jared » Mon Mar 01, 2004 10:05 am

BITE ME JARED


:o :o :o :o :o

:( :( :( :'( :'( :'(

I was just trying to beat Andrew to it... :'( :'( :'(

I didn't mean to start nothing mean... :'(

Can we  :-* and make up?

I don't want you mad at me... :-[ :'(
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Re: big baby

Postby Cvrt7.62Ghst » Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:09 pm

Sissy. ;D
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Re: big baby

Postby stormy » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:00 pm

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:o :o :o :o :o

:( :( :( :'( :'( :'(

I was just trying to beat Andrew to it... :'( :'( :'(

I didn't mean to start nothing mean... :'(

Can we
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Re: big baby

Postby BFMF » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:05 pm

rats, beat me to it Jared ;D
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Re: big baby

Postby Jared » Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:01 pm

KISS KISS Jared.. alls forgiven.lol ;) ;D ;D ;D


Thank yous!  :-* :-[ :-[ :-[ :-*

I never meant to be mean...;-)
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