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Why English?

Postby WebbPA » Mon Feb 09, 2004 8:03 pm

An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy.

At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies. The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English.

He then asked: 'Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you speak French?'

Without hesitating, the American admiral replied: 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies, and Americans arranged it so you would not have to speak German.'
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Re: Why English?

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Feb 10, 2004 7:39 am

lol  ;D
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Re: Why English?

Postby elvis767 » Tue Feb 10, 2004 2:05 pm

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Re: Why English?

Postby terbert » Tue Feb 10, 2004 2:46 pm

                           


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