How to get a blonde out of first class.

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How to get a blonde out of first class.

Postby Deputy » Wed Feb 04, 2004 7:01 pm

A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks into the forward cabin at the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.

The blonde replies, ''I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York.''

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

Again, the blonde replies, ''I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York.''

The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.

She immediately gets up, says, ''Thank you so much.'' hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, ''I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York.''
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Re: How to get a blonde out of first class.

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Feb 04, 2004 7:31 pm

Holy shi~... THATS THE EXACT SAME JOKE MY FRIEND TOLD TO ME TODAY ON THE BUS!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ??? ???



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Re: How to get a blonde out of first class.

Postby Jared » Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:11 pm

lol...isn't it funny how jokes travel? my boss pulled me into her office the other day to show me a funny video that she got through the e-mail, then my dad shows me the same one a day later...:-)
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Re: How to get a blonde out of first class.

Postby BFMF » Thu Feb 05, 2004 1:27 am

lolmy boss pulled me into her office the other day


That alone would scare the hell outta me, not to mention being too nervous to enjoy a joke ::)
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Re: How to get a blonde out of first class.

Postby Politically Incorrect » Thu Feb 05, 2004 4:55 am


That alone would scare the hell outta me, not to mention being too nervous to enjoy a joke ::)


I don't know, he did say "her office". Maybe a little boss's pet thing going on there? Or he was promoted too "take on more resposiability?"  ;D ;D
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Re: How to get a blonde out of first class.

Postby SideWinder9 » Thu Feb 05, 2004 5:48 pm

LOL!!! ;D ;D
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Re: How to get a blonde out of first class.

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:18 am

lol...isn't it funny how jokes travel? my boss pulled me into her office the other day to show me a funny video that she got through the e-mail, then my dad shows me the same one a day later...:-)



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