Rules of Chocolate

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Rules of Chocolate

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Dec 28, 2003 4:30 pm

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem:
How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car.

The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip:

Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!!! Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

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Re: Rules of Chocolate

Postby Politically Incorrect » Sun Dec 28, 2003 6:30 pm

I now feel better about myself!! :)
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Re: Rules of Chocolate

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Dec 28, 2003 6:59 pm

I now feel better about myself!! :)


I'm glad.... ;D
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Re: Rules of Chocolate

Postby chomp_rock » Sun Dec 28, 2003 9:27 pm

I now feel better about myself!! :)


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Re: Rules of Chocolate

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Dec 29, 2003 4:04 am

Romulus, you know me to well ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Rules of Chocolate

Postby Politically Incorrect » Mon Dec 29, 2003 4:53 am

Romulus, you know me to well ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Rules of Chocolate

Postby Sock » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:45 pm

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........Chocolate......*Drools*

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Re: Rules of Chocolate

Postby Polynomial » Tue Dec 30, 2003 7:32 am

even though  im not chocolates biggest fan . . . lol! :D
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Re: Rules of Chocolate

Postby Squeek » Tue Dec 30, 2003 3:16 pm

darn u, now i need to go out and buy chocolate... and have u ever seen the look on someones face when u buy a $0.75 choclate bar with a $20? or a $50... try it, i usally get a laugh out of it
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Re: Rules of Chocolate

Postby Deputy » Tue Dec 30, 2003 11:06 pm

darn u, now i need to go out and buy chocolate... and have u ever seen the look on someones face when u buy a $0.75 choclate bar with a $20? or a $50... try it, i usally get a laugh out of it



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