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Postby Moach » Tue Nov 25, 2003 12:46 pm

Why Aeroplanes Are Better Than Women

Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

An aeroplane
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Re: why airplanes are better than women

Postby Cherokee_6 » Tue Nov 25, 2003 1:02 pm

LOL! Thats good!
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Re: why airplanes are better than women

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Nov 25, 2003 1:22 pm

V.Funny Moach. But I won't show it to the missus ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: why airplanes are better than women

Postby BFMF » Tue Nov 25, 2003 2:55 pm

lol
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Postby Sock » Tue Nov 25, 2003 4:07 pm

:D  I love aeroplanes...

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Postby Polynomial » Tue Nov 25, 2003 5:41 pm

LOL! Very good! Smart move Ozzy . . . .
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Re: why airplanes are better than women

Postby Hellhound » Tue Nov 25, 2003 9:13 pm

the top 5 reasons:

5: Aeroplanes come with manuals.

4:Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws.  

3:It's OK to use tie-downs on your aeroplane.

2: Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes.

and, number 1: Aeroplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
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well of course! i'm trying to hit them!

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Re: why airplanes are better than women

Postby Jared » Fri Nov 28, 2003 9:04 pm

SO TRUE!

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Re: why airplanes are better than women

Postby BFMF » Fri Nov 28, 2003 9:37 pm

Aeroplanes come with manuals.


The best reason of all 8)
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Re: why airplanes are better than women

Postby Jared » Fri Nov 28, 2003 11:21 pm


The best reason of all 8)


Amen brother!
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Re: why airplanes are better than women

Postby Tchkinjiu » Sat Nov 29, 2003 12:11 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: why airplanes are better than women

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sat Nov 29, 2003 10:55 am

Amen  8)

*Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes.  
*Aeroplanes come with manuals.
*An aeroplane will kill you quickly... a woman takes her time.
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Re: why airplanes are better than women

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:59 am

I use tiedowns all the time on my wife Aeroplane!
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Re: why airplanes are better than women

Postby BFMF » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:05 am

Also, airplanes are predictable, women are fickle ;D
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Re: why airplanes are better than women

Postby Squeek » Tue Dec 02, 2003 2:33 pm

Airplanes do what you ask
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