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Engineers and Lawyers

Postby Loafing Smurf » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:01 am

An Engineer found a magic lap and a genie came out. He was granted three wishes. But for every wish, a lawyer gets double of that wish.

His first wish was to get a Ferrari, the Engineer got a Ferrari, and every lawyer got 2 Ferraris.

The second wish was to get one million dollars. He got the one million and every lawyer got two million.

Then for his final wish, he wanted to donate one kidney...
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Re: Engineers and Lawyers

Postby Polynomial » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:40 am

lol that is so damn hilarious . . . .
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Re: Engineers and Lawyers

Postby Wing Nut » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:16 pm

:)
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Re: Engineers and Lawyers

Postby russ » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:20 pm

LOL, NICE ONE

thinking of lawyers:

Why did New Jersey got all the dumps and California all lawyers?

Because New Jersey got the first pick!

Andrew please dont tell me it has been posted!! ;) ;)
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Re: Engineers and Lawyers

Postby BFMF » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:24 pm

Andrew please dont tell me it has been posted!! ;) ;)


It probably has ;D ;D
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Re: Engineers and Lawyers

Postby Wing Nut » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:46 pm

Actually, I posted a different version involving a brunette and blondes last week... :) :P
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Re: Engineers and Lawyers

Postby flyboy 28 » Sun Nov 02, 2003 4:46 pm

Why did New Jersey got all the dumps and California all lawyers?

Because New Jersey got the first pick!



[glb]HEY[/glb] DON'T YOU [glb]DARE[/glb] DISS NEW JERSEY.


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Re: Engineers and Lawyers

Postby russ » Sun Nov 02, 2003 8:19 pm

Come by my house, and we'll settle the argument!!

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Re: Engineers and Lawyers

Postby michaelb15 » Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:12 am

LOL
I am somwhere I don't know where I am!!!
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