Some funny stuff...

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Some funny stuff...

Postby RIC_BARKER » Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:37 am

Here are some jokes I just got emailed to me courtesy of my girfriend.......enjoy  ;)



A Scouser walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and says "Alright mate, I'm lookin' for a job"

The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his 21 year old daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes CLK, uniform provided. Due to the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is
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Re: Some funny stuff...

Postby Smoke2much » Tue Oct 14, 2003 8:36 am

For the benefit of those who might not know, a scouser is someone from Liverpool in the NW of England.  And LOL mate ;)

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Re: Some funny stuff...

Postby GeForce » Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:56 pm

Haha, those are great ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Some funny stuff...

Postby ARFFguy20 » Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:41 pm

I'm from the states...I still don't quite get that first one...sorry but the second is pretty good!
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Re: Some funny stuff...

Postby BFMF » Wed Oct 15, 2003 2:08 am

lol
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