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Postby Wing Nut » Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:34 pm

Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."  
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Re: Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

Postby Craig. » Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:47 pm

i dont know why but that made me laugh ::)
Good one ;D
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Re: Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

Postby BFMF » Tue Sep 30, 2003 1:16 am

ha ha ::)
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Re: Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

Postby crashlanding » Tue Sep 30, 2003 1:31 am

lol :D...
I thought Tony Blair was going to do somthing about those terrorists...
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Re: Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

Postby Polynomial » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:28 am

that is my physics teacher's favourite joke . . . .
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Re: Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

Postby Jared » Wed Oct 01, 2003 8:24 am

that is my physics teacher's favourite joke . . . .


Man Your physics prof tells jokes? Mine just spent all class period monday telling us about his emergency surgery to remove his kidney stone! In great detail! I think that he would have shown us pictures if he had some....


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Re: Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

Postby GreG » Sat Oct 04, 2003 4:15 pm

That put a smile on my face! ;D  It's the kind of joke that'll make you laugh until the sun comes up when you're pissed! ;D

Short, but funny, not like those other bloody jokes, where it takes a 5 minutes just to read, and it ends up being pretty dull.

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Re: Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

Postby GeForce » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:59 pm

I like the short and snappy ones  ;)
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Re: Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

Postby Crumbso » Tue Oct 07, 2003 5:48 pm

OK here are a couple of REALLy bad jokes but when your drunk they are funny.

A fish swims into a wall ..... damn!

A man walks into a bar ...... ouch!
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Re: Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

Postby joki » Thu Oct 09, 2003 12:06 pm

That's right: the best goldfish joke seen so far
happy soft landings

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