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video choice

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Oct 06, 2003 1:49 pm

PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?  You'll appreciate this one.

Titanic or The Clinton Video

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing
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Re: video choice

Postby BFMF » Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:37 pm

or none of the above ;D
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Re: video choice

Postby Craig. » Mon Oct 06, 2003 4:14 pm

ladies and gentlemen the king of simv comedy:)
brilliant ;D
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Re: video choice

Postby Smoke2much » Mon Oct 06, 2003 11:27 pm

Clever Mark, very clever.

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Re: video choice

Postby Jared » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:01 am

LOL!!! ;D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D ;D

That's funny!

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Re: video choice

Postby GeForce » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:55 pm

Very good Mark... ;D ;D :D
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Re: video choice

Postby Jared » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:23 pm

bY THE way does someone have too much free time on their hands?!?

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Re: video choice

Postby Polynomial » Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:01 am

Jared, some people have WAY 2 much time on their hands
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Re: video choice

Postby Jared » Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:08 am

I guess so!

;D ;D ;D

I'm happy SOMEBODY has some free time!

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