The Blonde in the Blizzard

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The Blonde in the Blizzard

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Oct 05, 2003 7:20 pm

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation.

The blonde finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.

As she followed the snow plow, she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.

After quite some time had passed, the blonde was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for quite a long time. The blonde said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied, "Well that's just fine honey, and you can keep it up if you want. I'm done here with the K-Mart parking lot and I gotta go cross the way to Sam's Club next..."

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Re: The Blonde in the Blizzard

Postby Sock » Sun Oct 05, 2003 7:50 pm

I heard this one, still good though.   ;D

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Re: The Blonde in the Blizzard

Postby Polynomial » Mon Oct 06, 2003 12:53 am

lol  ;D
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Re: The Blonde in the Blizzard

Postby Jared » Mon Oct 06, 2003 9:10 am

LOL...an oldie but a goodie!

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Re: The Blonde in the Blizzard

Postby Deputy » Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:08 pm

Heh heh, good one. I will share that with our evidence clerk. I am sure she will be delighted.



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