A young man getting ready for his first date,
goes to the Drug store and asked the Druggist
for "rubbers"! the Druggist asked "How many?"
"I hear she's easy and I feel lucky, give me two."
he replied!
Later he went to pick up his date, and was invited
have dinner, upon sitting down, the mother asked
"Would you like to say the blessing?" The young
man prayed for 45 minutes, when he finished
the young lady remarked, "I didn't think you
were the church type!" The young man replied,
"I didn't know your Dad was a Druggist