The Grim Reaper awaits!!

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The Grim Reaper awaits!!

Postby visitor » Mon Jun 30, 2003 11:50 pm

A young man getting ready for his first date,
goes to the Drug store and asked the Druggist
for "rubbers"! the Druggist asked "How many?"
"I hear she's easy and I feel lucky, give me two."
he replied!
Later he went to pick up his date, and was invited
have dinner, upon sitting down, the mother asked
"Would you like to say the blessing?" The young
man prayed for 45 minutes, when he finished
the young lady remarked, "I didn't think you
were the church type!" The young man replied,
"I didn't know your Dad was a Druggist
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Re: The Grim Reaper awaits!!

Postby BFMF » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:44 am

that's an old one
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Re: The Grim Reaper awaits!!

Postby stormy » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:50 am

that's an old one

oh but Andrew you have been on here so much it just seems like old ones to you .. but for all us newbies there new as well........... ;) ;D
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Re: The Grim Reaper awaits!!

Postby Vic » Tue Jul 01, 2003 9:34 am

Well, I find it much more fun just to leave the jokes forum alone for say a month....and then when you are ready for a good laugh...you come back and you got like 30 jokes lined up to laugh ur ass off ;D
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Re: The Grim Reaper awaits!!

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Jul 01, 2003 11:19 am

lol ;D
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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