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mom vs dad He he he

Postby stormy » Wed Jun 25, 2003 6:56 pm

> > A young boy asks his father,
> > "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
> > Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if
> we
> > didn't....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age-In
> her
> > twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
> thirties
> > to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
> > After fifty, they are like onions"
> > "Onions, Dad?"
> > "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...." :P
> >
> > Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother,
> > "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
> > The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a
man
> > goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an
> > oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch,
> > flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
> > "A Christmas tree?" ???
> > "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for
> > decoration..." ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P :P ;) ;D
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Re: mom vs dad He he he

Postby visitor » Wed Jun 25, 2003 7:03 pm

Stormy;

You made me do this;

Women should be put in two
groups, workers and breeders.

When they turn 26, they are all
WORKERS!!!!!!

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Re: mom vs dad He he he

Postby stormy » Wed Jun 25, 2003 7:06 pm

Stormy;

You made me do this;

Women should be put in two
groups, workers and breeders.

When they turn 26, they are all
WORKERS!!!!!!

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ya ya ya.. but you know  we woman know that  the work has to truly be done by us because that is the only way it gets done right..........lolol
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Re: mom vs dad He he he

Postby visitor » Wed Jun 25, 2003 8:08 pm

No contest!! ;D ;D

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Postby stormy » Wed Jun 25, 2003 8:13 pm

[quote]No contest!! ;D ;D

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Re: mom vs dad He he he

Postby Squeek » Sun Jun 29, 2003 5:12 pm

I've learned a few things durring my short life, (in compairison to most of yours, probably) and that is never argue with any of the following, girl, partents, teachers, ppl that outrank you... so i gona stick with that  :-X
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Re: mom vs dad He he he

Postby stormy » Sun Jun 29, 2003 5:16 pm

[quote]I've learned a few things durring my short life, (in compairison to most of yours, probably) and that is never argue with any of the following, girl, partents, teachers, ppl that outrank you... so i gona stick with that
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Re: mom vs dad He he he

Postby Blade » Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:30 pm

Some of my teachers started a debate in class about US troops in Iraq. He said that US troops were harrasing the Iraqi people. Well I went up to him infront of the class, got in his face. Well I guess what I did next blew the class away, I yelled at him saying American troops are the most loyal and respectful people of this nation, and that anything he had to say bad about them was dispicable. Well I knew I was gonna get in ALOT of trouble for yelling at him. So while he was whipping out the slip to send me to the principal. I told him in my quiet, serious voice that I'll send a letter to every faculty member, and every board of eduacation member saying that you talked about the war and its politics in class (which was banned by the school systems superintendent). Well he said this. "Yes hmm, well I'll keep quiet if you do". He tore up the slip and threw it in the trash. ;)
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Re: mom vs dad He he he

Postby SyPrO_CaStEr » Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:38 pm

> > A young boy asks his father,
> > "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
> > Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if
> we
> > didn't....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age-In
> her
> > twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
> thirties
> > to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
> > After fifty, they are like onions"
> > "Onions, Dad?"
> > "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...." :P
> >
> > Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother,
> > "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
> > The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a
man
> > goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an
> > oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch,
> > flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
> > "A Christmas tree?" ???
> > "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for
> > decoration..." ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P :P ;) ;D



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Postby stormy » Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:38 pm

Some of my teachers started a debate in class about US troops in Iraq. He said that US troops were harrasing the Iraqi people. Well I went up to him infront of the class, got in his face. Well I guess what I did next blew the class away, I yelled at him saying American troops are the most loyal and respectful people of this nation, and that anything he had to say bad about them was dispicable. Well I knew I was gonna get in ALOT of trouble for yelling at him. So while he was whipping out the slip to send me to the principal. I told him in my quiet, serious voice that I'll send a letter to every faculty member, and every board of eduacation member saying that you talked about the war and its politics in class (which was banned by the school systems superintendent). Well he said this. "Yes hmm, well I'll keep quiet if you do". He tore up the slip and threw it in the trash. ;)

Gee the next time i'm in trouble i'm calling you.......lol  good one ;D ;D ;D
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Postby stormy » Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:40 pm

Some of my teachers started a debate in class about US troops in Iraq. He said that US troops were harrasing the Iraqi people. Well I went up to him infront of the class, got in his face. Well I guess what I did next blew the class away, I yelled at him saying American troops are the most loyal and respectful people of this nation, and that anything he had to say bad about them was dispicable. Well I knew I was gonna get in ALOT of trouble for yelling at him. So while he was whipping out the slip to send me to the principal. I told him in my quiet, serious voice that I'll send a letter to every faculty member, and every board of eduacation member saying that you talked about the war and its politics in class (which was banned by the school systems superintendent). Well he said this. "Yes hmm, well I'll keep quiet if you do". He tore up the slip and threw it in the trash. ;)

Gee the next time i'm in trouble i'm calling you.......lol  good one ;D ;D ;D


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