You know your a redneck when ...

[tomahawk]

Your indoor furniture becomes your outdoor furniture.

You where circumsized when your sister was kicked in the jore.

You can not see out the rear window of your ute, as it is covered in stickers.

[visitor]

How do you spot a redneck at the airport??

They have Igloo luggage!!

[Craig.]

LOL:)
seen others aswell, i will see if i can find some of them

[ozzy72]

You know you are a redneck jedi when you;
light you roll-ups with your lightsabre.
you can't understand why Luke and Leia didn't marry.
Your pod-racer is held together with gaffer tape.

Ozzy

[visitor]

I hope no one mentions,
Crop dust'n with a Spitefire

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[flyboy 28]

You know all the different types of possum in the western hemisphere!!


LOL

[Iroquois]

You Know Your A Redkneck when...
-Autoparts on your lawn become a fashion statement.
-Duct Tape is not only for fixing things, its a way of life.
-You think Intel if a phone company and AMD a new kind of beer
-You make posts on internet forums titled "You Know Your a Redkneck When..."
-The your town's greatest curiousity is the indoor public toilet.
-The only stores you've ever shopped at have names like Home Depot, Canadian Tire, and the Beer Store.
-You have more children than you can count on your ten fingures and eleven toes.
-You watch the "Beverley Hillbillies" and can't figure out what's so funny.
-You collect old airplanes, infact you own a Sopwith Camel, which is being used as a chicken coop.
-Your car was personally inspected by Henry Ford.

[visitor]

Sopwith Camel, which is being used as a chicken coop.  

I resent that!!, they was DUCKS


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[tomahawk]

You Know Your A Redkneck when...
-You make posts on internet forums titled "You Know Your a Redkneck When..."

Oh 'Ha Ha Ha' very funny orenda635  ;D

[sssmokin]

You know you're a redneck when you allow your 12 year old daughter to smoke at the dinner table in front of her 2 kids............. :-/

[sssmokin]

You know you're a...........when the Salvation Army declines your mattress.