Does your life REALLY suck?

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Does your life REALLY suck?

Postby BMan1113VR » Wed Jun 11, 2003 8:35 pm

If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard, only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
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Re: Does your life REALLY suck?

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:33 am

Err right Bman.... Paging Dr. Freud!
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Re: Does your life REALLY suck?

Postby Loafing Smurf » Thu Jun 12, 2003 8:33 am

I'm glad this wasn't that vaccum joke.
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Re: Does your life REALLY suck?

Postby stormy » Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:08 pm

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yup we are all beginning to lose it......lol
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