Pilot dies and goes to heaven,
angel asked him what he did
for a living, he replied "I was a
pilot" the angel told, we have
planes here, if like, you may
fly them.
On the way to the flying field
a Spitfire came roaring by about
4 feet of the ground. "That looks
like Ozzy's plane, is he here?" the
pilot asked "No" the angle replied
"that's God he like to go out and
pretend he's Ozzy