Dead Duck

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Dead Duck

Postby BHOFMX » Mon May 12, 2003 11:07 pm

A student pilot flying practice touch and go landings in a C150,
hits a bird on the downwind leg.
The bird damages the windshield and restricts his vision.
The student declares an emergency and sets up for landing.
The tower asks if he requires emergency services.
The student pilot calmly replies "No it's OK I think the bird is dead".
 
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Re: Dead Duck

Postby Erhan » Tue May 13, 2003 2:44 am

haha, good one  ;D
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Re: Dead Duck

Postby BHOFMX » Tue May 13, 2003 6:18 am

Forgot to note,
This is true, found it on
an aviaition news site :o :o

was trying to fly over your house
last nite but the directions in your
email were a bit sparce,  :D :D

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Re: Dead Duck

Postby ozzy72 » Wed May 14, 2003 3:05 am

Sounds like one of Scubapros little mishaps with a student pilot!

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Re: Dead Duck

Postby BHOFMX » Wed May 14, 2003 5:06 pm

He gave me a free leason
to keep my mouth shut

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Re: Dead Duck

Postby Deputy » Wed May 14, 2003 9:19 pm

He gave me a free leason
to keep my mouth shut

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SHHHHH!!!!!!! SHUDDUP!!!!!!!


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Re: Dead Duck

Postby BFMF » Wed May 14, 2003 11:52 pm

lol ;D
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