10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked

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10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked

Postby Deputy » Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:55 am

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact
that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after
they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer
guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in...
but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that
'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer
monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And...drum roll...
the Number One reason to go to work naked :

Your boss will never say,
"I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

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Re: 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked

Postby Smoke2much » Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:50 am

Thats bad, really, really bad.

Will ;)
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