West Virginia Custody Battle  

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West Virginia Custody Battle  

Postby Deputy » Sun Apr 20, 2003 10:56 pm

The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court, but custody of the children was a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children.

The judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and said, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

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Re: West Virginia Custody Battle

Postby ChuckMajik » Sun Apr 20, 2003 11:53 pm

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Re: West Virginia Custody Battle

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Mon Apr 21, 2003 12:07 pm

lol
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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