Life in Los Angeles

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Life in Los Angeles

Postby BFMF » Tue Apr 01, 2003 12:59 am

A Guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him.

The new guy was a wreck; He was pale, his hands were shaking, and he was biting his nails and moaning in fear.

"Hey, pal, what's the matter?" the first guy asked.

"I've been transferred to Los Angeles, California," he answered nervously. "They've got race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate in the country..."

"Hold on," the first said. "I've been in L.A. all my life, and it's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school, and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."

The second guy stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank God. I was worried to death! But if you live there and say it's ok, I'll take your word for it. By the way, what do you do for a living?"

"Me?" the first said, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck"

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Re: Life in Los Angeles

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Apr 01, 2003 1:26 am

Now I wasn't expecting that! I'm laughing like a drain Andrew. Nice one.

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Re: Life in Los Angeles

Postby Oso » Tue Apr 01, 2003 9:33 am

Very nice joke. What is so funny? I have been to South LA many times. They do have tailgunners on bread trucks.  ;)
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Re: Life in Los Angeles

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Apr 01, 2003 11:20 am

lol really didn't see that coming ;D
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Re: Life in Los Angeles

Postby Blade » Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:14 pm

Didnt expect that, but its almost true lmao.
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Re: Life in Los Angeles

Postby Deputy » Tue Apr 01, 2003 9:04 pm

Even near the end I thought it was gonna be one of those b-o-r-i-n-g jokes, but really pretty good.
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Re: Life in Los Angeles

Postby BMan1113VR » Wed Apr 02, 2003 12:10 pm

wouldn't be suprised if the guy works downtown ;)
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Re: Life in Los Angeles

Postby BFMF » Wed Apr 02, 2003 1:04 pm

Now I wasn't expecting that! I'm laughing like a drain Andrew. Nice one.


Glad you liked it.

I wasn't expecting it either when I saw it in a local paper, but I just had to post it ;D
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Re: Life in Los Angeles

Postby Deputy » Thu Apr 03, 2003 12:54 am

But, its good.
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Re: Life in Los Angeles

Postby Polynomial » Thu Apr 03, 2003 6:25 pm

lol, very good.  I've heard LA is a bit rampant with riots etc.
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