[glb]Bear
> > > In this life I'm a woman.
> > >
> > > In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
> > >
> > > When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six
> > > months.
> > >
> > > I could deal with that.
> > >
> > > Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
> > >
> > > I could deal with that, too .
> > >
> > > When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
> > > walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly
> > > cubs.
> > >
> > > I could definitely deal with that.
> > >
> > > If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
> > >
> > > You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
> > >
> > > I could deal with that.
> > >
> > > If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
> > >
> > > He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
> > >
> > > Yup...gonna be a bear. [/glb]