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Bear

Postby stormy » Tue Apr 01, 2003 7:38 pm

[glb]Bear

> > > In this life I'm a woman.
> > >
> > > In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
> > >
> > > When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six
> > > months.
> > >
> > > I could deal with that.
> > >
> > > Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
> > >
> > > I could deal with that, too .
> > >
> > > When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
> > > walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly
> > > cubs.
> > >
> > > I could definitely deal with that.
> > >
> > > If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
> > >
> > > You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
> > >
> > > I could deal with that.
> > >
> > > If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
> > >
> > > He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
> > >
> > > Yup...gonna be a bear. [/glb]
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Re: Bear

Postby Oso » Tue Apr 01, 2003 8:27 pm

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Re: Bear

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Apr 02, 2003 2:08 am

Poor old Ken ;D
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Re: Bear

Postby stormy » Wed Apr 02, 2003 2:47 am

Poor old Ken ;D

[glb]no ozz its poor old wendy.... oh and about the pink socks.. there "KENS
" ??? ::)[/glb]
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Re: Bear

Postby Rifleman » Wed Apr 02, 2003 2:54 am

And if you believe the Pink Socks are mine. then how about Santa, and the Easter Bunny and Batman, and, and, and, and .....well , you get the picture..........vivid imagination .........
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Postby stormy » Wed Apr 02, 2003 3:12 am

And if you believe the Pink Socks are mine. then how about Santa, and the Easter Bunny and Batman, and, and, and, and .....well , you get the picture..........vivid imagination .........

[glb]well ken is my santa clause and my easter bunny and, and, and, and .....well , you get the picture.. ::) :P[/glb]
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