"Questions Asked of Staff in Banff National
Park, Alberta, Canada"
How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the Elk
Crossing signs?
Are the bears with collars tame?
Are there birds in Canada?
Where does Alberta end and Canada begin?
How far is Banff from Canada?
When we enter B.C. do we have to convert our money to British
pounds?
Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is that
Saskatchewan?
Is it okay to keep a bag of bacon on the picnic table, or
should I store it in my tent?
Don't you Canadians know anything?
When did you build the glaciers?
Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?
Where can I buy a raccoon hat? All Canadians own one, don't
they?
So it's eight kilometers away. Is that in miles?
Is that two kilometers by foot or by car?
At what elevation does an elk become a moose?
What's the best way to see Canada in a day?