The Lords Prayer

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The Lords Prayer

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:57 am

Sobering thoughts ???
I'm not getting religion, but........
Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word "God" is mentioned....a kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer.......I quite liked it !  

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green
That's no offence; it's a freedom  scene
The law is specific, the law is precise        
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.  
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
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Re: The Lords Prayer

Postby asnamara » Mon Mar 24, 2003 7:54 pm

it's true, and it's sad :'(
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Re: The Lords Prayer

Postby BFMF » Tue Mar 25, 2003 12:56 am

very sobering
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Re: The Lords Prayer

Postby ARFFguy20 » Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:52 pm

I read that one other time.  I'd like to personally deliver that to that IDIOT who got the Pleadge out of schools. (I'd like to deliver something else to him to.....)  100% true though!
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Re: The Lords Prayer

Postby Squeek » Fri Mar 28, 2003 7:04 pm

i am still in school and we do have to resite the pledge of alegence (and i get to come to Attention because of CAP). i think the rulling was you can say "under god" if you want but dont have to.
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