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Give it a kick

Postby Oso » Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:14 pm

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed
the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have
any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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Re: Give it a kick

Postby BMan1113VR » Fri Mar 14, 2003 12:01 am

LMAO!!!
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Re: Give it a kick

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:10 am

Now THAT is funny!

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Re: Give it a kick

Postby BFMF » Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:17 am

LOL!!!

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"


I don't get this, tell him what???
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Re: Give it a kick

Postby airvanuatu » Fri Mar 14, 2003 5:08 am

hahaha  ::) :P
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Re: Give it a kick

Postby Hagar » Fri Mar 14, 2003 5:19 am

LOL!!!


I don't get this, tell him what???

Andrew, you worry me at times. ;)  :P
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Re: Give it a kick

Postby BFMF » Fri Mar 14, 2003 12:47 pm

[quote]Andrew, you worry me at times. ;)
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Re: Give it a kick

Postby Hagar » Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:03 pm

Well I tried to give you a clue. It spoils the whole joke if you need to explain the punchline. I spotted Stormy lurking. Maybe she will oblige. ;)
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Re: Give it a kick

Postby BFMF » Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:23 pm

geez, I'm worse at this then I though :-[
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Re: Give it a kick

Postby Hagar » Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:40 pm

Did you ever see the Tweetie Pie cartoons? Remember the little song he used to sing whenever he spotted Sylvester?
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Re: Give it a kick

Postby Oso » Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:56 pm

ROFL
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Re: Give it a kick

Postby joki » Sat Mar 15, 2003 1:41 am

Jeez,
I love catfood..

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