Puns 4-U-2 N-Joy

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Puns 4-U-2 N-Joy

Postby Tug002 » Sun Jan 26, 2025 7:17 am

Puns 4-U-2 N-Joy

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on po

Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

And, Confucius Did Not Say. . .

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood

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Re: Puns 4-U-2 N-Joy

Postby Hagar » Mon Jan 27, 2025 5:18 am

Good one Tug! :clap:
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Re: Puns 4-U-2 N-Joy

Postby Flying Trucker » Thu Jan 30, 2025 10:03 am

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Re: Puns 4-U-2 N-Joy

Postby LeviAckerman » Mon Feb 03, 2025 10:40 pm

Which of these puns rely on homophones or wordplay with similar-sounding words? Geometry Dash Lite
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