Investment Advice.

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Investment Advice.

Postby Tug002 » Thu Oct 21, 2021 7:44 am

Investment Advice.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.

And as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Canadians drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that the average Canadian gets about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes me damned proud to be a Canadian!

Keep smiling
Tug :)
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Re: Investment Advice.

Postby Sinkrate » Thu Oct 21, 2021 1:16 pm

You get a recycling refund??? :o
Holy cow, I would be a millionaire by now if I had emigrated to Canada! :doh:
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Re: Investment Advice.

Postby Flying Trucker » Mon Oct 25, 2021 7:18 am

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Re: Investment Advice.

Postby Canuck1955 » Mon Oct 25, 2021 10:29 am

Sinkrate wrote:You get a recycling refund??? :o
Holy cow, I would be a millionaire by now if I had emigrated to Canada! :doh:


No you wouldn't. We are taxed so highly that to drink and be a millionaire are incompatible. The refunds are how street folk manage to exist at all by collecting our discarded empties.
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Re: Investment Advice.

Postby Sinkrate » Mon Oct 25, 2021 1:07 pm

No you wouldn't. We are taxed so highly that to drink and be a millionaire are incompatible. The refunds are how street folk manage to exist at all by collecting our discarded empties.


Well OK, a philanthropist then; I’d give all my empties to the street folk. Then perhaps they could afford a few beers and give their empties to….themselves? :lol:

Alright, so your economy might not be perfect but check out the UK; there’s always someone worse off than yourself. The weather is not quite so bad though, and getting warmer every year. 8-)
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