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Postby yancovitch » Fri Jun 18, 2021 5:51 am

The day after his mother-in-law disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate,
Newfoundland man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers.

"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your mother-in-law," said one of the officers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked.

The troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?
Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first.”
The RCMP officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your mother-in-law's body in the bay.”
"Lord sufferin' Jaysus!" exclaimed Flynn.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?”

The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking
Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her.
Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch.”

Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?”

The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow.
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Re: newfoundlander

Postby Tug002 » Wed Jun 23, 2021 6:37 am

:lol: :lol: Good one :lol: :lol:

Keep smiling
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Re: newfoundlander

Postby captjim » Wed Jun 23, 2021 2:20 pm

Tug you made my day. :clap: :clap: :clap: :dance: :dance: Captjim
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Re: newfoundlander

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jun 30, 2021 4:15 am

....:lol: .... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

It never fails...Tug and Yan!... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

..and a nice Cod Fish in her handbag wouldn't go amiss...trust me...to go with my potato chips tonight... ;) ..!

Paul.... :mrgreen: ...!
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Re: newfoundlander

Postby Flying Trucker » Sat Jul 31, 2021 6:57 pm

:lol: :clap: :dance:
Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug
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Re: newfoundlander

Postby H » Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:54 pm

Greetings, yancovitch;

What this reminds me of is the old errant joke, "Why did the lobster blush? ...He saw the salad dressing."
The reality is that he knew it was his own fault — he should have known that crawling into that cage would get him in hot water.

And, Foz,
they served me Cod and chips today!


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