FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

Postby Tug002 » Wed Sep 30, 2020 1:31 pm

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle

2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the a**hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.

5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

Postby yancovitch » Thu Oct 01, 2020 11:55 am

number 3...yes yes :D
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

Postby Anthindelahunt » Fri Oct 02, 2020 12:43 am

Four and five. :lol: :lol: :lol: :shifty:
Where in the world do you find these gems.
I will have to stop reading your comedy posts Tug.
They are killing my mending ribs.

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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

Postby Tug002 » Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:36 am

Anthindelahunt wrote:Four and five. :lol: :lol: :lol: :shifty:
Where in the world do you find these gems.
I will have to stop reading your comedy posts Tug.
They are killing my mending ribs.

Anthin. :o


I have a lot of them stored on my computer. Most I have acquired over the years from e-mails sent to me from friends. Every once and a while I go through them and pick some out to post here to help brighten up someones day.

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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

Postby Anthindelahunt » Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:54 pm

They do help to brighten my day.Thanks.

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