To better explain your concern, even if the external situation was but a very close call, the resulting accident was in the underwear...B0ikat wrote:On a similar note, Mom always said to wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident. Hmmmm... If you're in an accident, clean underwear prior to said accident might be pointless.
Which reverts to the mouth for expulsion...Fozzer wrote:In times of dire stress, always keep the buttocks firmly clenched...!
Holy crap! Pray, tell, you don't wind up in the tumble with butt down and umbrella to the bottom with shaft upward? May slow one down longer than just the way down.napamule wrote:You are supposed to drop to ground and roll. Wait...that is in case you are on fire, isn't it? Ok, then maybe just drop to ground, bend body into a ball, and just roll (with the punches?). Unless you live in a high rise in which case you better grab your umbrella.....might help slow you down on the way down (ouch). And, if naked, when you 'land' you can use it ass 'cover' (pun intended, hehe).
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