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Postby yancovitch » Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:51 pm

saw this on yahoo....
Much like with Rasputin, after Napoleon died, his penis was cut off during his autopsy and has been traded between private collectors since. Most recently, it was sold at auction for $3,000 to Evan Lattimer, the son of a urologist. Unfortunately for Napoleon, the auction information made public that his member only measures about 1.5 inches.
rasputin's was 13''
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Re: compensation

Postby Shadowcaster » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:01 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol: No wonder he said Not Tonight Josephine.

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Re: compensation

Postby Sinkrate » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:48 am

rasputin's was 13''


13" my ar.... no, let's not go there! :shifty:
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Re: compensation

Postby Fozzer » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:54 am

Sinkrate wrote:
rasputin's was 13''


13" my ar.... no, let's not go there! :shifty:


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Re: compensation

Postby Sinkrate » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:08 am

And talking of big ones… check this:

https://www.rt.com/news/405692-giant-py ... indonesia/

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Re: compensation

Postby Fozzer » Sat Sep 15, 2018 3:11 am

Sinkrate wrote:And talking of big ones… check this:

https://www.rt.com/news/405692-giant-py ... indonesia/

:o :o :o


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Re: compensation

Postby H » Sat Sep 15, 2018 6:00 am

I must admit I'm somewhat hesitant to speak of the subject but some people seem to have a bone to pick, even if not much of one..
yancovitch wrote:Unfortunately for Napoleon, the auction information made public that his member only measures about 1.5 inches.
This is a huge misconception... many of his adversarial contemporaries insisted it was so large that the egomaniac kept it on display; Napoleon was rather short and his name wasn't Richard but they called him 'The One Big Dick' and it was his small neck and head that he kept in his underwear.
yancovitch wrote:...after Napoleon died, his penis was cut off during his autopsy and has been traded between private collectors since.
Of course, what else would they be?
yancovitch wrote:Rasputin's was 13''
Rasputin was a known trickster and that may have been a very deceiving dildo...


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Re: compensation

Postby yancovitch » Sat Sep 15, 2018 9:56 am

wow...funny......gee probably 60-80% of the stuff one reads is a lie :mrgreen: ...especially on yahoo......i guess that's entertainment.....
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