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First Stealth Fighter Goes to the Bone Yard

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:56 am

I'm not sure if this one was posted here or not so...

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If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: First Stealth Fighter Goes to the Bone Yard

Postby hertzie » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:01 pm

This is what I call hilarious !! Made my day !! :D

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Re: First Stealth Fighter Goes to the Bone Yard

Postby bigcav » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:36 pm

The reasons should be transparent, but I'm sorry I just can't see it!
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Re: First Stealth Fighter Goes to the Bone Yard

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:15 pm

OMG! what a scream. :lol: :lol:

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breakfast yet. :pray:
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Re: First Stealth Fighter Goes to the Bone Yard

Postby Shadowcaster » Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:45 pm

Love it :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap:

A very rare in service picture

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Re: First Stealth Fighter Goes to the Bone Yard

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:11 am

I have heard of Women in the Military facing
the"glass ceiling".That goes beyond belief!! :o :o

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Re: First Stealth Fighter Goes to the Bone Yard

Postby bigcav » Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:28 am

If a man fly's it, he's in a cockpit.
Where does a woman sit?

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Re: First Stealth Fighter Goes to the Bone Yard

Postby napamule » Sun Jun 18, 2017 1:09 pm

The Chinese have a saying: 'Woman who flys upside down... crack up!
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Re: First Stealth Fighter Goes to the Bone Yard

Postby Donald Peck » Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:10 pm

took a bus tour of the boneyard a couple of years ago and saw the " F-117 Stealth Fighter " display. Cracked me and all the people on the bus up. Lots of fun but the tour guide never talks about the "Janet" aircraft parked there. When I asked him why at the end of the tour he just smiled. The base don't exist so the planes don't either I guess. Ha Ha!
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