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Postby Hawkeye07 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:19 pm

*I came home from the golf course today.

The wife had left a note on the refrigerator.

"IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother."

I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold...

What the hell is she talking about? :think:
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Re: Refigerator Not Working?

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jun 17, 2017 1:00 am

This is the start of a whole new life for you!.... :pray: ....

Make the most of it.... :dance: ...

...and enjoy the Beer!... ;) ...!

Paul...Got the Tee-shirt...Two of them!.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Refigerator Not Working?

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:35 am

Fozzer wrote:This is the start of a whole new life for you!.... :pray: ....

Make the most of it.... :dance: ...

...and enjoy the Beer!... ;) ...!

Paul...Got the Tee-shirt...Two of them!.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!


Yeah, I've got two of them too and often wondered about getting the third Tee-shirt. :think: After that just two more and I'd be an Ace! Hmmm...is it worth it? Something to ponder about over one of those cold beers. :?:
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Re: Refigerator Not Working?

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:24 am

Hawkeye07 wrote:
Fozzer wrote:This is the start of a whole new life for you!.... :pray: ....

Make the most of it.... :dance: ...

...and enjoy the Beer!... ;) ...!

Paul...Got the Tee-shirt...Two of them!.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!


Yeah, I've got two of them too and often wondered about getting the third Tee-shirt. :think: After that just two more and I'd be an Ace! Hmmm...is it worth it? Something to ponder about over one of those cold beers. :?:


Nope!

At the age of 40 I got the 2nd Tee-shirt.

I've now spent that past 43 years in health, wealth, and extreme happiness...

at the age of 83, no more collecting Tee-Shirts for me Hawk....

Its not worth all the grief and aggravation...and abstract poverty...

...trust me!... ;) ....!

The only "rides" I do now, are on my Motorcycles!... :D ...!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ....!
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Re: Refigerator Not Working?

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:28 am

:lol: I hear you Paul!
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Re: Refigerator Not Working?

Postby bigcav » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:41 pm

You were lucky to walk away WITH a tee-shirt!
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Re: Refigerator Not Working?

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:46 pm

bigcav wrote:You were lucky to walk away WITH a tee-shirt!
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..too true, Cav.... :think: ...!

It was my lucky day... :D ....

...twice!.... :dance: ...!

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