A Dead Horse

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A Dead Horse

Postby Tug002 » Thu Jun 08, 2017 11:29 am

A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”



Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”



The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”



Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”

The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Donald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”
Donald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Donald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”

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Re: A Dead Horse

Postby B0ikat » Thu Jun 08, 2017 1:41 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I heard a "Cajun" version of that a few years ago with a mule instead of a horse. It's still a "ROTFLMAO" !!!
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Re: A Dead Horse

Postby Anthindelahunt » Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:35 pm

Nice story Tug.
I wonder if I could get away with such a scam.
Trouble is,I don't have any dead horses hanging
around. :crying-yellow:

Anthin...Horseless. :violence-axechase:
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Re: A Dead Horse

Postby Flying Trucker » Fri Jun 09, 2017 6:01 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:
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Re: A Dead Horse

Postby Shadowcaster » Fri Jun 09, 2017 6:49 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: Very enterprising.

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Re: A Dead Horse

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:47 am

"Flogging a Dead Horse" is like me expecting the weather to be; "nice and comfortable" every day!.... :roll: ...!

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Re: A Dead Horse

Postby Anthindelahunt » Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:23 am

I'm Horse from laughing.

Anthin... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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