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Are you a VICTIM of optimism?

Postby OldAirmail » Sat Nov 12, 2016 7:49 pm

You don't know? :o


Ask yourself the following questions.

* Do you suffer from cheerfulness?
* Do you wake up in the morning thinking that it'll be a good day?
* Are you satisfied with the money that you make?
* Do you think that you have friends?
* Are you looking forward to your next birthday?
* Have you ever whistled or hummed as you walked home?

If you've answered yes to ANY of the above, then you are suffering from OTIMISM!

But we at Nunehope and D'Crepit Inc. can cure anyone suffering under such horrible burden! Please contact us as soon as possible at miserablemarriage.com
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Re: Are you a VICTIM of optimism?

Postby Tonydb » Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:28 am

OK, I'll come clean - I'm an optimist
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Re: Are you a VICTIM of optimism?

Postby Sinkrate » Sun Nov 13, 2016 4:43 am

I was optimism free until I retired; now I think I’m experiencing one or two symptoms. Do you think marriage would cure it?
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Re: Are you a VICTIM of optimism?

Postby Fozzer » Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:50 am

Normally, I am quite optimistic.... :dance: .....

...but with all my recent aches and pains, I am pessimistic that I am getting younger.... :( ...!

Paul....I need a rest.... :roll: ....!
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Re: Are you a VICTIM of optimism?

Postby pilotwin7 » Sun Nov 13, 2016 7:46 am

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Re: Are you a VICTIM of optimism?

Postby pilotwin7 » Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:04 pm

Fozzer wrote:Normally, I am quite optimistic.... :dance: .....

...but with all my recent aches and pains, I am pessimistic that I am getting younger.... :( ...!

Paul....I need a rest.... :roll: ....!


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Re: Are you a VICTIM of optimism?

Postby Fozzer » Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:13 pm

pilotwin7 wrote:
Fozzer wrote:Normally, I am quite optimistic.... :dance: .....

...but with all my recent aches and pains, I am pessimistic that I am getting younger.... :( ...!

Paul....I need a rest.... :roll: ....!


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Thank you!.......I'm feeling better already!..... :dance: ....!

Mind you...

....the pain killers and medication are also helping, somewhat.... :think: ...!

Paul.... ;) ...!
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Re: Are you a VICTIM of optimism?

Postby bigcav » Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:26 pm

I'm really looking forward to being optimistic!

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Re: Are you a VICTIM of optimism?

Postby B0ikat » Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:39 pm

I would opt for optimism, but then I couldn't justify the occasional, "Bah! Humbug!" :D
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Re: Are you a VICTIM of optimism?

Postby bigcav » Sun Nov 13, 2016 3:37 pm

If a fortune teller says you will have a happy life. Is she an Opti-mistic?

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Re: Are you a VICTIM of optimism?

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Nov 13, 2016 3:41 pm

There's too much optimism here! :angry-tappingfoot:


So let me remind all you troubled people about .REAL . LIFE.!

LIFE (noun) - A sexually transmitted disease that always ends in death. There is no known cure! :evil:

So, go ahead. Be optimistic if you want to. But I urge seeking treatment at miserablemarriage.com while you can.
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Re: Are you a VICTIM of optimism?

Postby bigcav » Mon Nov 14, 2016 6:37 am

If life was that easy, everybody would be doing it!

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Re: Are you a VICTIM of optimism?

Postby pilotwin7 » Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:48 pm

OldAirmail wrote:There's too much optimism here! :angry-tappingfoot:


So, go ahead. Be optimistic if you want to. But I urge seeking treatment at miserablemarriage.com while you can.



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