Lost Again?

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Lost Again?

Postby H » Mon Sep 12, 2016 1:34 am

Sorry, but this place seems near the land of the lost lately -- and it can't be because I can't drop in too often of late...
Sooooo...

You remember Little Bo Peep who lost her sheep?
Well, she finally found them and her flock more than quadrupled in size. She then got a big offer from an overseas woolen company which wanted the shearing of her sheep. The first shipment provided her a big return and she concluded this was her overdue 'bounty' that she couldn't give up so she bought her own sailing ship which she named the Bounty (she was never associated with naval history and didn't know nor care that there'd been a ship of that name). However, her flock continued to grow and it was getting too big to handle the sheering and shipping on her own. She arranged to take her flock along with the next bundles of wool so they'd be on a farm right next to the woolen company. Unfortunately, the ship met up with a terrible storm, three of the crew were lost and all of the food was spoiled or went overboard along with all but a few of the sheep -- and everyone, including the remaining sheep, were sitting on the only bundles of wool that weren't waterlogged and port was many days away...
The ship was named the Bounty... what do you think happened! Of course she lost her sheep! They're also intending to make a theatrical presentation about it and, no, not Mutiny on the Bounty -- that's been done.

If you see it headlined, you know what it's about: Muttony on the Bounty...
I'm feeling a bit sheepish, myself, think I'd best click out of here...



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Re: Lost Again?

Postby Fozzer » Mon Sep 12, 2016 4:37 am

..... :lol: ....!

Its well worth of a groan; @H... ;) ....!

Muttony on Choppy seas.

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Re: Lost Again?

Postby H » Tue Sep 13, 2016 10:07 am

Fozzer wrote:Its well worth of a groan; @H...Muttony on Choppy seas.
P.S....Good to see you popping in now and again!... :D ...!
My means of transport and income is quite restricted right now and internet access rather expensive in the face of it. When I 'pop in' and find little new in the Humour ( :D my spelling checker is flagging your humour) and General forums, I figured to make something quick for the Humour section since it's the only place I can fictionalize.


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Re: Lost Again?

Postby Fozzer » Tue Sep 13, 2016 10:57 am

H wrote:
Fozzer wrote:Its well worth of a groan; @H...Muttony on Choppy seas.
P.S....Good to see you popping in now and again!... :D ...!
My means of transport and income is quite restricted right now and internet access rather expensive in the face of it. When I 'pop in' and find little new in the Humour ( :D my spelling checker is flagging your humour) and General forums, I figured to make something quick for the Humour section since it's the only place I can fictionalize.


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@H.... ;) ...!

I miss our jovial conflicts over American-English and English-English....and other-things!..... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Paul.... :mrgreen: ...!

P.S....Take Care!.... ;) ...!
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