The newly weds

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The newly weds

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:53 am

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears.

"Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.

"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "The most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!"

"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."
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Re: The newly weds

Postby Shadowcaster » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:08 pm

Priceless :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No doubt the fight started shortly after.

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Re: The newly weds

Postby Anthindelahunt » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:07 am

What a laugh! :lol: At least nobody ate the
cat.
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Re: The newly weds

Postby Anthindelahunt » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:13 am

Same couple went to a French Hotel for the
night.The Bell Hop ,unpacked their cases and
in his French accent,thinking they were just married,
wished them both a penis.
That's when the fight broke out.

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