If, at first, you dont succeed...

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If, at first, you dont succeed...

Postby Fozzer » Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:56 pm

...try, try again.... ;) ....>>>

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"When weapons fail: A Times review has found that nearly a quarter of those shot by Los Angeles police last year were wounded or killed after an officer tried to use a Taser but the weapon failed. Of the 1,100 times an LAPD officer used his or her Taser, it worked just 53% of the time. “I've had dreams where I pulled the trigger and nothing happens,” said Officer J.C. Duarte."
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Re: If, at first, you dont succeed...

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Apr 03, 2016 3:08 am

Worrying isn't it?
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Re: If, at first, you dont succeed...

Postby Apex » Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:20 am

http://www.tricitytribuneusa.com/tasers ... effective/

"There are a number of reasons for the TASER’s failure – the most common is that both probes do not make it directly into the subject’s skin."

I'd say that if a cop tasers you and it doesn't work, considering the cop does have a firearm, maybe ya oughta just give up?
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Re: If, at first, you dont succeed...

Postby bigcav » Sun Apr 03, 2016 11:02 am

Is the use of a taser shocking?
Those two little prongs, I find electrifying.
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Re: If, at first, you dont succeed...

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:53 am

Got this from one of my girly chums :D
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She's just split from her boyfriend.... think she's got some anger issues :D
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Re: If, at first, you dont succeed...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Apr 05, 2016 12:15 pm

She organised a two-pronged attack upon him!

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Re: If, at first, you dont succeed...

Postby bigcav » Tue Apr 05, 2016 2:48 pm

"Well Punk!
This is a ts27 mark 4, the most powerful and unreliable tazer in the world.
And could blow your fuses clean off.
Now your thinking, Did he tazer me 5 or 6 times.
Well in all the excitement, l just plum forgot.
So you gota ask yourself. Am I feeling lucky :
Well punk do ya?"
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Re: If, at first, you dont succeed...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:44 pm

bigcav wrote:"Well Punk!
This is a ts27 mark 4, the most powerful and unreliable tazer in the world.
And could blow your fuses clean off.
Now your thinking, Did he tazer me 5 or 6 times.
Well in all the excitement, l just plum forgot.
So you gota ask yourself. Am I feeling lucky :
Well punk do ya?"
:scared-shocked:


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Re: If, at first, you dont succeed...

Postby Jean Loup » Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:39 pm

... DON'T TRY SKYDiViNG!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: If, at first, you dont succeed...

Postby pilotwin7 » Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:21 pm

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