Incredible Lawsuit Tales

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Incredible Lawsuit Tales

Postby Shadowcaster » Sat Apr 02, 2016 1:58 pm

Not sure if these are real, but it wouldn't surprise me.

http://www.chron.com/news/casey/article ... 826357.php

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Re: Incredible Lawsuit Tales

Postby Fozzer » Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:15 pm

..... :lol: .... :lol: ... :lol: ....!

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"Readers in Canada, England, Australia, Ireland, New Zealand and even Vietnam guffawed at the expense of us stupid Americans".
End quote.

I love my daily explorations of the breath-taking scenery in the USA from the air, in my trusty Cessna 150 Aerobat, but I am always fearful of an engine failure resulting in a forced landing amongst some of the population down below.... :o ....!

Sorry Chaps!... ;) ... :lol: ....!

Paul... :mrgreen: ...!

...mind you, we do have a selection of Darwin Award winners over here, as well!... :roll: ....!
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Re: Incredible Lawsuit Tales

Postby OldAirmail » Sat Apr 02, 2016 3:13 pm

HHHHHMMMMmmmm..... :think:

Microsoft has lots of money..... :think:

EVERY thing that I know about flying is due to FSX..... :think:

If I try to steal an aircraft and get hurt (just a little) attempting to take off..... :think:


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Re: Incredible Lawsuit Tales

Postby bigcav » Sun Apr 03, 2016 11:11 am

A friend of mine works at a local car dealership. He had a woman bring her new car back after a couple of days saying the " Auto-park doesn't work."
They checked it out and couldn't find anything wrong. They asked her to show them what she was doing.
She drove the car round the car park, stopped, pressed the auto-park button and got out! :doh:
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