Premier Wynne told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened and
pay them for the cow.
She stayed in the car making phone calls. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?," asked Kathleen.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me."
“What did you tell them?" asked Premier Wynne.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
Keep smiling
Tug
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Old cow is being kind.
