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Postby expat » Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:36 am

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"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

PETA Image People Eating Tasty Animals.

B1 (Cat C) licenced engineer, Boeing 737NG 600/700/800/900 Airbus A318/19/20/21 and Dash8 Q-400
1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Health tip....

Postby Fozzer » Wed Aug 19, 2015 5:04 am

.... :lol: .... :lol: .... :lol: ....!

Poor old Keith....

...on a really good day... ;) ...!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

...sometimes, a camera can be your worst enemy!... :o ...!
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Re: Health tip....

Postby Shadowcaster » Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:14 am

You know what they say “Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well
preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming
“WOO HOO what a ride!”

Smoke free for almost 6 months now so I'm not donating any more.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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