"Officer," exclaimed the old fellow, "give a senior citizen a break!"
The officer ignored the plea and continued writing out the ticket so the old fellow then addressed him, "You a-hole!"
The officer then started writing out another ticket for worn-out tires, to which the wife responded with, "Shthead!"
The officer completed that ticket and started another -- for 20 minutes this continued, the old folks name-calling and the officer writing out more tickets.
Finally, the officer sneered and walked away.
So that you'll know, the old couple aren't totally mean people, although they do pay heed to bumper stickers they don't like...
anyway, after the officer left, their bus arrived and they went home...
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