The Bank Robbery

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The Bank Robbery

Postby Shadowcaster » Thu May 28, 2015 2:30 am

An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank
and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On
his way out the door with the loot one brave Irish
customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the
robber's face. The robber shoots the guy in the head
without hesitation!
He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has
seen him.

One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the
robber walks over and calmly shoots him in the head
also. Everyone by now is very scared and looking down
at the floor.

Did anyone else see my face?' calls the robber.

There is a few moments silence then one elderly
gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and
says:

'I think me wife may have caught a glimpse ....'
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Re: The Bank Robbery

Postby ozzy72 » Thu May 28, 2015 3:12 am

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