Expats' OTHER joke

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Expats' OTHER joke

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:45 am

Expats' post Always wear underpants........ gang a hit at something else.

It's in the picture of a "newspaper".

Looking up the exposed word in the top of the picture, I traced it to this;



The Fortune Teller

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."


Visibly shaken, the wife stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself - and to stop her mind racing.

She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
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Re: Expats' OTHER joke

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: Expats' OTHER joke

Postby Tug002 » Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:42 pm

:D :D :D :o

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Re: Expats' OTHER joke

Postby expat » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:21 pm

:lol: :lol:

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Expats' OTHER joke

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:43 pm

Thanks, Matt. Without your post I'd never have seen it. :D
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