Get yer nails and taxes done at the same time

[Apex]

I kid you not, my very words to one of the people I work for:

"If she thinks she's gonna get a better rate somewhere, I'd say the 1st place she should look would be 'So & So Nail Salon', I hear they've got a chimpanzee in the back room there left over from writing Shakespeare's plays that does accounting on the side, I'm sure he'll be more than happy to oblige and I hear he works real cheap."

Due to the one in a million chance of this being read by the party involved, I cannot divulge further details except to say "What ya gotta put up with in the business world."