Suspect sought in California/UK

[OldAirmail]

ATTENTION . . . . . ATTENTION

We bring you this important announcement.


This man, frequently seen in the skies over California, is wanted for a series of violent attacks.

If seen with a brick in hand call the police immediately, DO NOT approach him!

[Fozzer]

The claim by the Plaintiff was dismissed by the Judge upon observing the Defendant holding up a crate of remains of birds collected from the Defendant's garden.
A spy camera, placed by the Defendant, clearly shows the Plaintiff climbing over the Defendant's fence, defecating, and lying in wait for the early morning arrival of the regular garden birds, and attacking them with deadly results.

The claim by the Defendant for the cost of the purchase of suitable hardware to hurl at the Plaintiff was allowed.

The Defendant now has much larger bricks to use, with Catastrophic results.

Paul... ...!

http://www.judgejudy.com/

[OldAirmail]

Judge Judy is still in a coma after being struck by a fleeing motorcyclist.

Witnesses claim that the assailant struck her with a brick as he rode away.

They described him as wearing a leather jacket and a funny leather helmet of some odd design.

One witness believes he heard the assailant shout "tally-ho", although this can not be confirmed.

[Fozzer]

Judge Judy is still in a coma after being struck by a fleeing motorcyclist.

Witnesses claim that the assailant struck her with a brick as he rode away.

They described him as wearing a leather jacket and a funny leather helmet of some odd design.

One witness believes he heard the assailant shout "tally-ho", although this can not be confirmed.

Its not true....

Following my successful claim, Judge Judy now invites me for afternoon tea, with buttered scones and cake, at her place of residence.

In return, she supplies me with bricks, and I agree to keep her garden clear of invading domestic Cats.

Paul......no longer Catatonic... ...!

[OldAirmail]

Judge Judy's hatred of cats has now come to life - "I've hid it for all these years. I knew that it would come out one day. I'm so ashamed of myself", she said in a statement to the press.

Judge Judy is also being questioned about her connection to a motorcycle gang leader from the UK. Disbarment possible.

[Anthindelahunt]

I have applied to join said Motorcycle gang,and have
promised to bring my own bricks.I sent my application
directly to gang leader Fozzer(aka,the wild one.)

Anthin.

[OldAirmail]

See, Paul!!! .SEE!!!!

You warp the mind of the young!

[Fozzer]

See, Paul!!! .SEE!!!!

You warp the mind of the young!

We now have an ever-expanding Brickade of Motorcyclists, both young and old, dedicated to the annihilation of neighbours troublesome feline intruders.

Membership is free.
Bring a brick.

Paul.... ...!

[Anthindelahunt]

I am pulling a trailer behind my bike loaded to
the hilt with bricks.I like to donate to such a great cause.

Anthin.

[Fozzer]

I can foresee a competitive thread being generated, dedicated to Sim V members of the Cat Appreciation Society.

We have our work cut-out Lads...!

In the words of D'Artagnan; "All for one, and one for all".... ...!

Paul.... ...!

[OldAirmail]

You better know what you're starting.

Cats are stealthy hunters. Chances are that you won't see or hear them.

Suddenly. Out of nowhere. You'll never even know that you were cat attacked.





Is this the life that you want to live?


Oh, you may get one or two...



But where is the next one hiding?


Chances are that you'll never even see it when it attacks.



And you can't out-run a cat. They'll get you one way or another.

One way.


Or another.




So put down that brick and thank your lucky stars that it didn't go any farther.

[Anthindelahunt]

I am also bringing a howitzer,a blunderbus and and a field gun.

Watch out cats.We are a coming to get you.Fozzers army is on the move.
Today the neighbourhood,tomorrow the World.

Anthin.

[OldAirmail]

The cats are all hissing - "We tried to live with you - NOW we'll live WITHOUT you!"


. . . . . . . . YOU WERE WARNED!

[Anthindelahunt]

Bring it on Baby!We are waiting on you.You won't know what hits you
when Fozzers army attacks your catnip army.We will prevail!

You cats have been warned.

Anthin.