Miss, I Dare You

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Miss, I Dare You

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Mar 17, 2015 9:30 am

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An Aircraft Mechanic only needs two tools, Duct Tape and WD40.
If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: Miss, I Dare You

Postby BLAZE » Wed Mar 18, 2015 3:48 am

I don't get it.. It's a urinal right? Why's it say "Miss" (?) .. :shifty:
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Re: Miss, I Dare You

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:23 am

Look for the power socket (US type) at the bottom of the picture Blaze ;-)
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Re: Miss, I Dare You

Postby Fozzer » Wed Mar 18, 2015 5:30 am

ozzy72 wrote:Look for the power socket (US type) at the bottom of the picture Blaze ;-)


Funny....

Like Blaze, I looked at it for ages, and all I could make out was a pic of two smiley faces on the floor!

Paul......not the brightest spark in the power socket!... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Miss, I Dare You

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:22 am

Sorry Guys! For those members who are not residents of North America here is a clarification. There's an electrical outlet on the floor below the urinal. :roll:

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Re: Miss, I Dare You

Postby BLAZE » Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:34 pm

OH .. MY .. GOD!!
Boy, do I feel like a tard. See guys, this is what happens when ya overthink to much. :roll: .. :whistle:

Actually, this here was a case of "Lack There Of".. I think! ,,, DUH!! :doh:

Wonder if that's even possible. Can you really get ZAPPED if you piss into a wall socket? There's
one for the Myth Busters! .. :lol:
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Re: Miss, I Dare You

Postby Fozzer » Wed Mar 18, 2015 5:03 pm

BLAZE wrote:OH .. MY .. GOD!!
Boy, do I feel like a tard. See guys, this is what happens when ya overthink to much. :roll: .. :whistle:

Actually, this here was a case of "Lack There Of".. I think! ,,, DUH!! :doh:

Wonder if that's even possible. Can you really get ZAPPED if you piss into a wall socket? There's
one for the Myth Busters! .. :lol:


...your USA 110 volt supply might make your hair stand on end a bit....

...but our British 240 volt supply will bring tears to your eyes, and cremate your Weiner...just before you die...!

...trust me... ;) ....!

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Re: Miss, I Dare You

Postby Steve M » Wed Mar 18, 2015 5:48 pm

Hold on folks, I have a 110v outlet right here, hold my beer for a sec... :angry-extinguishflame:
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Re: Miss, I Dare You

Postby mustangaroo » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:59 pm

Any one heard of electrified fences? Okies know about those by the time they could walk out of the house. Same but not the same.
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Re: Miss, I Dare You

Postby BLAZE » Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:42 am

Fozzer wrote:...your USA 110 volt supply might make your hair stand on end a bit....

...but our British 240 volt supply will bring tears to your eyes, and cremate your Weiner...just before you die...!

...trust me... ;) ....!

Paul.... :lol: ....!


The image I get from this is.. well.. YOUCH!! ... :shock:

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Re: Miss, I Dare You

Postby yancovitch » Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:14 pm

was feeling kind of blah.....so i decided to mosey over here to take a peek.....hahahhaha.....feel better now....:)
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Re: Miss, I Dare You

Postby BLAZE » Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:52 pm

LOL... Only here man, only here!
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Re: Miss, I Dare You

Postby PhantomTweak » Tue Mar 24, 2015 12:38 pm

Fozzer wrote:
BLAZE wrote:OH .. MY .. GOD!!
Boy, do I feel like a tard. See guys, this is what happens when ya overthink to much. :roll: .. :whistle:

Actually, this here was a case of "Lack There Of".. I think! ,,, DUH!! :doh:

Wonder if that's even possible. Can you really get ZAPPED if you piss into a wall socket? There's
one for the Myth Busters! .. :lol:


...your USA 110 volt supply might make your hair stand on end a bit....

...but our British 240 volt supply will bring tears to your eyes, and cremate your Weiner...just before you die...!

...trust me... ;) ....!

Paul.... :lol: ....!


I tell you what, should it do that (the cremation thingy), I sincerely hope it DOES kill me! Let's face it, I'd die of embarassment not being able to hit the bowl every time I went potty, anyway!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :oops:

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Re: Miss, I Dare You

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:23 pm

mustangaroo wrote:Any one heard of electrified fences? Okies know about those by the time they could walk out of the house. Same but not the same.


I was deer hunting from a tree stand in New Hampshire many, many moons ago. I watched a guy walk up and stop to pee. He had quite a pump on him as he peed over this stone wall right on an electric fence. The brand name of the fence was a "Bushwhacker".

Well he proceeded to perform this incredible tribal dance complete with chants. When he couldn't pee anymore he fell down and laid there moaning. I got down and checked to see if he was ok. He was in pretty good shape considering. He did say he figured his balls would glow in the dark for days and that he'd though for sure during his dance that he'd farted sparks....... :lol:

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