NEWS FROM THE YEAR: 2059
(It’s got an American skew, but you get the drift)
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
Baby conceived naturally!
Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off;
Physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Average weight of Americans drops to 350 lbs.
85-year $75.8 billion study:
Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every High School in the United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony.
They had simultaneous Headaches.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
Inland Revenue sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what... NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or be very, very scared.
It's The Government That Scares Me!
Stop organized crime.
Re-elect no one.
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