My Bathroom contains a toothbrush with most of the bristles missing, a totally flatted toothpaste tube, a safety razor in desperate need of a new blade, and a 1970's bottle of Brut "splash it on all over" deodorant with most of its smell missing.
...but I always make sure that the Toilet seat is always firmly down when not in use.
Bathroom: A place I spend very little time in...

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Paul...Bugger!...Out of Toilet Roll again!....

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Win 8.1 64-bit. DX11. Advent Tower. Intel i7-3770 3.9 GHz 8-core. 8 GB System RAM. AMD Radeon HD 7700 1GB RAM. DVD ROM. 2 Terra Byte SATA Hard Drive. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Saitek Cyborg X Fly-5 Joystick. ...and a Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower.