Great Doormat

[Romulus111VADT]

I need one of these for all the people that can't seem to understand what a "No Soliciting" sign means.

I've got pamphlets from everyone but the Hare Krishnas and the 7 Dwarves about their views on group sex.

[Flying Trucker]

Perhaps I should get one of those after the Old Girl goes out...

[Apex]

I'm leaning toward a rubber upright King Cobra.

[Fozzer]

I'm leaning toward a rubber upright King Cobra.

I'm leaning toward a Bear Pit....with a Bear Trap at the bottom.

Catches Double-Glazing Salesmen, Jehovah Witnesses, IRS Detectives, Christmas Carol Singers, etc....

Paul.