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Fozzer the Sparky

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:54 am

You can always tell when someone's been doing some DIY....
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Re: Fozzer the Sparky

Postby Fozzer » Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:32 am

It took me a six year Electricians Apprenticeship to learn how to do that.

Its what goes on in an Electricians mind....

...every few minutes... :dance: ...!

Paul....A live wire.... :lol: ...!
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Re: Fozzer the Sparky

Postby Hawkeye07 » Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:15 am

Nice switches there Oz. They don't always work that well though. The single one on the left has a bit of a problem as it ages. The older the toggle is the more it droops.

The nice set of switches on the right also have a tendency to sag with age and unfortunately for about five days every month when you try to turn them on they don't work and sometimes you get a nasty shock. :cry:
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Re: Fozzer the Sparky

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:27 am

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Re: Fozzer the Sparky

Postby Hawkeye07 » Mon Mar 09, 2015 12:04 pm

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Nice one Ozzy! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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